Christina Perri.

Oh, VH1 - Smitten is sooooo ahead of you. ;)

Reason #245,367...

...why John Mayer is awesome.

Storytellers with John Mayer is on Palladia! TURN IT ON. Now. Unless of course, you are not in your apartment on this fine Saturday morning. :)

A - JM, I love you.
B - This show is awesome.
C - This channel is awesome.
D - You need to be watching this...



Who says you can't FILL IN THE BLANK, people. Stand up to your inner bully! I mean, that's basically what he said...


Who says I can’t get stoned?
Turn off the lights and the telephone
Me in my house alone
Who says I can’t get stoned?

Who says I can’t be free?
From all of the things that I used to be
Re-write my history
Who says I can’t be free?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long night in Baton Rouge
I don’t remember you looking any better
Then again I don’t remember you

Who says I can’t get stoned?
Call up a girl that I used to know
Fake love for an hour or so
Who says I can’t get stoned?

Who says I can’t take time?
Meet all the girls on the county line
Wait on fate to send a sign
Who says I can’t take time?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long night in Austin too
I don’t remember you looking any better
Well then again I don’t remember you

Who says I can’t get stoned?
Plan a trip to Japan alone
Doesn’t matter if I even go
Who says I can’t get stoned?

It’s been a long night in New York City
It’s been a long time since 22
I don’t remember you looking any better
Then again I don’t remember,
don't remember you